A 54 year old
>woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
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>
> While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
> she asked "Is my time up?"
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> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
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> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
> face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.










She even had someone
>come in and change her hair colour and brighten her
> teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
> well make the most of it.
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>
> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
>
> the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
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>
> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
> another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
> ambulance?"
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>
>
>
> (You'll love this)
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>


>
God replied: oh no!


>I didn't recognize you."